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10 Best Funny Quotes
1. “If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” – Abraham Lincoln
3. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.” – Alan Dundes
4. “Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal.”- Albert Camus
5. “Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.” – Albert Einstein
6. “All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.”- Alexander Woollcott
7. “War is God’s way of teaching Americans geography.”- Ambrose Bierce
8. “It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads.”- Andy Borowitz
9. “At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”- Ann Landers
10. “Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too.” – Anton Chekhov
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