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10 Best Baby Quotes
1. “Becoming a mom to me means that you have accepted that for the next 16 years of your life, you will have a sticky purse.” – Nia Vardalos
2. “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle
3. “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shovelling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis Diller
4. “People who say, they sleep like a baby, usually don’t have one.” – Leo Burke
5. “Having children is like living in a frat house- nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up.” – Ray Romano
6. “A father is someone who carries pictures where his money used to be.” – Steve Martin
7. “In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced on television.” – Erma Bombeck
8. “None of it is real until all of a sudden they’re standing there covered in slime and crying. You’re like, wait a minute, what is that?” – George Clooney
9. “24/7. Once you sign on to be a mother, that’s the only shift they offer!” – Jodi Picoult
10. “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinghouse
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