10 Sarcastic Quotes That Will Make Your Day

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10 Best Sarcastic Quotes

1. “There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother’s age.” – Benjamin Spock

2. “Mother Nature is wonderful. She gives us twelve years to develop a love for our children before turning them into teenagers.” – Eugene Bertin

3. “In general my children refuse to eat anything that hasn’t danced in television.” – Erma Bombeck

4. “Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.” – Steven Wright

5. “Insanity is hereditary you get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson

6. “I don’t believe in plastic surgery but in your case, go ahead.” – Anonymous

7. “Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. ” – Will Rogers

8. “My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn’t pay the bill he gave me six months more.” – Walter Matthau

9. “Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.” – Michael Levine

10. “Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.” – Phyllis Diller

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